Spykee @ spykee @lemm.ee

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This fucker again.

I would also take large amounts of combination drugs if I had to visit the orange chicken.

I'm on a holiday camping road trip.
\ Just sat on a public unisex toilet.
\ Some super hot milf used it before me.
\ The whole toilet still smells of her wonderful perfume/deo/lotion.
\ Toilet seat still warm.
\ That's BodyContact-101, bitches!
\ My first time with a hot milf while on a holiday.
\ So long virgins!

Edit: PostNut Euphoria.

Yo Sir!
\ I'm a writer, I am not from the first world.
\ Yes, we exist.
\ ....and so does the writer's block for us poor fellows too.
\ #PoorWritersGetWritersBlockToo

Wanna be friends?

Damn!
\ Carjacking affecting more people every passing day.

YES!!!
\ I can finally take Stella on a date.
\ Yeah for science!

No can do, boss.
\ Johnson dangles a lot and coils in the bowl.
\ I gotta plop it over my shoulder to keep my hands free.
\ Dont even ask about the times it's in the mood. I look like a tree hugger holding it with my hands, otherwise it slams the floor with a loud thud.
\ Designated peeing whitewear is a necessity for me.

Anon does call himself intellectually challenged. Maybe anon also has sexdaily.

Bullshit!
\ I'm a kiss-less virgin but I'm depressed as fuck.
\ Are you telling me I'm getting smooched without me knowing it? That's even worse. FUCK!

"You cannot have a cake and eat it too?"
\ Bruv, if I have a cake in my hands, I am going to eat it.
\ It's like me giving a back massage to my girlfriend. Things are going to get groped.
\ Yes, I have a girlfriend. I will not be taking any questions.

FINALLY, FUCKING!

I stand against the reckless pot family layoffs.
\ #EatThePotters

Edit- Source: Drawtism.

Correct headline -
\ Brian Carr, Trump kiss-ass, replaced the american flag with his sugar-daddy's tribute on his chest.

I love your boobs too, bro!