Ignotum @ ignotum @lemmy.world

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Nonstop-nut-november

That won't work, even if you're able to make some super strong megabug, the anti-vaxxers will just put a drop of essential oil under the tongue and inject a gallon of bull urine into their veins, and be instantly cured

Their knowledge of natural medicine is simply too advanced and powerful

No they charge on the power lines, the sex houses are so they can protect their electronics from the rain

The markets adapt to the times

Oh so if i give them blood they'll give me free stuff, but when i give them a bag of five kidneys all i get are questions about where i got them from, sheesh

Didn't say it was my father, are you projecting your daddy issues perhaps?

I completely agree, ads like this that say " it's bad for you", "you'll hurt the ones you love", "your family will miss you", it's all just anti-suicide pepole thinking they're soo much better than everyone else

blowing ones brains out shouldn't be portrayed as a bad thing, we need change and show we respect and accept suicide!

Also as a child of a heavy smoker, fuuuuuuck people who smoke around others, i don't care if you want to harm yourself, but stay the fuck away from other people while you do it

OSHA inspectors need a direct line of sight to the violation, so a bucket can also work

Sometimes in the closet, always dressed as superman

Coagulants are present in blood, how much blood should i add to each wash?

Pff it's easy
Cut contact with all friends and family, get plastic surgery, live as a hermit in the mountains

The two that don't involve me having to do any physical exercise ofcourse

It's said that everytime you pirate something, the creator sheds a single tear.

"Hey google how many teardrops can a person shed before dying of dehydration?"

Don't listen to them, chuck everything into the machine and hope for the best!

Life is to short to live in fear of color bleeding!

Was hoping the

hating and harassing groups of people just going about their lives not harming anyone?

Was on-the-nose enough save me from Poe's law, but yeah i met a guy that said trans people were a danger to society, and his proof was the "drag story hour", not that anything bad happened there just that they happened
Ignoring the fact that drag =/= trans, there was nothing bad about the events, but that was his best "argument"
People just love to hate i guess

I found a cleaner version

SWIFTER THAN EAGLES!!!!

Umm achually

"The maximum speed of the bald eagle is up to 100 mph but is reachable only when it springs down towards its prey. On a typical day, when they fly flat, the average speed of bald eagles is about 28 to 31 mph."

Christians are supposed to be kind, so all these lgbtq+ hating Christians are obviously demons trying to give Christianity a bad rep, whenever you see one you should throw them
"yeet them for Jesus"

Are you saying christians are assholes for going around hating and harassing groups of people just going about their lives not harming anyone?
Wow, so much for the tolerant left

Edit: i was making fun of the assholes making this kind of shit if that wasn't obvious