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It looks like it passed with a veto proof majority that probably included some democrats. Link

When my app listed the top line of this post as "Ron DeSantis rips tailpipe" I imagined him inhaling from the end of a tailpipe like it was a bong. It's the closest I've come to a positive thought about Ron DeSantis in... well, ever.

"You mean 14,000 future terrorists"

-a demon in a human skinsuit

I wonder if there's a higher crime rate among pardoned Capitol rioters than there is among undocumented immigrants...

So you either successfully do crimes because you're invisible, or you successfully get put in a Norwegian prison. I'm gonna go check plane ticket prices.

Those billions of people are obviously in Big Pharma's pocket.

This is why fascism always eventually fails. Reality doesn't give a shit about your spin and scapegoating, and will happily bring a pandemic roaring back when you do something stupid for the sake of the narrative.

The only question is how many people get hurt while it fails.

Wow, vampires are having to resort to some out of the box coffin ideas to gain permission to enter, huh?

Surely this will trigger a critical examination of the current president's mental health. Right?

... Can I have your house, then?

With God so withered, no wonder the world's in the state it's in.

More like Paul and people pretending to be Paul.

When asked about amplifying the discredited claim, Grok said its “creators at xAI” had instructed it to “address the topic of ‘white genocide’ specifically in the context of South Africa … as they viewed it as racially motivated”.

Every new industry has a period where its workers have to re-learn that, contrary to what their bosses say, unions are highly necessary and effective.

Imagine how much less stressful life would be if the average person didn’t have to worry about paying rent and whether or not they will retire at the end of their life.

"That sounds horrible, we can't make money in those conditions" is what the people standing in the way would say.

I like how Grok is just an ongoing self-own for the right, because they don't understand it well enough to make it say the things they want it to say.

Grok's unprompted mentions of white genocide in South Africa accompanied by unprompted explanations that it's being forced to talk about white genocide in South Africa were comedy gold.

Americans are every bit as capable of assuming a 1/8 kg burger is bigger than a 1/6 kg burger.

I'm bummed that they'll probably be replaced with younger justices by Trump this term, but at least it will be hard to find anyone worse.

Ah yes, the magic words that absolve you of responsibility for saying shit that you know is stupid and irresponsible, and that you know people will listen to. Straight from the book of Rogan.

I'm beginning to notice a correlation between new iphones and climate change...