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I'm so glad I have a dog that can protect me from the evil squirrels trying to invade our territory
"I made a CHOICE that was good, unlike that person who made a CHOICE that was bad. I think therefore they are bad because of the bad CHOICE that they made."
Trump is gonna crash the economy because stock bros called him a chicken
Hark! What if a jester there be, yet 'stead of japes and merry quips to tell, didst crimes commit, and wicked deeds propel?
Grok, what if there was a CLOWN, but instead of telling JOKES, he committed CRIMES???
The degree to which I'm willing to excuse unrealistic shit in media depends on the degree to which that media purports to be reflecting reality.
Fantasy stories, yeah whatever magic.
SciFi? Unless you're trying to write a hard SciFi I'm willing to excuse some bizarro tech.
Action or horror film. Eh, I can suspend my disbelief.
Cop shows? I mean considering how cop shows shape people perception of real life cops, yeah I'm gonna scrutinize them a bit more.
Show that's supposed to be about the agency that investigates internal crime within the US Navy? The fact it's gotten so ridiculous seems weird to me.
Chinese immigrants were often targeted in anti-communist pogroms in SE Asia, especially in Indonesia.
He was a Korean kid, don't think his family was rich.
Um, actually I said "no homo" every time I had sex with your dad.
Damn, I didn't even realize he was gay.
The guy who voiced Redcorn in the first season also died young, he was in his 30s and got hit by a truck that ran a red light.
We had a cabinet with like 50 VHS tapes in it and I'm pretty sure I watched all of them at least 3 times.
I knew a kid that had Zelda A Link to the Past on his graphing calculator.
Well yes they're just being racist CHUDs
Quebecois are being racist FRENCH CHUDs. They think they're being replaced by other white people, which is extra dumb.
Yes but at least Anglo Canadians don't claim to be some oppressed minority while actually being constantly catered to by the national government.
This post was mostly tongue and cheek but I frankly have no sympathy with the quebecois independence movement.
Oh, some white settlers who are constantly caters to as a demographic on the national stage are angry cuz not EVERY school in their region EXCLUSIVELY teaches your regional dialect? God forbid!!!
Moose are awesome.
They shouldn't have to suffer living near the French
The French language is inherently pretentious sounding. A French person could describe buying a case of BudLight before doing to their cousin-wife's house to help them pull a tractor out of the mud and it would sound like they're talking about sipping wine out of silver goblets served to them by filthy Germanic speaking peasants.
Sorry you can't handle the TRUTH!!!
"Teenagers be getting bored and doing shenanigans" is probably one of the safer and less harmful assumptions about human society throughout history.
I once went to some cave with some ancient American Indian painting on it when I was in the Boy Scouts.
Some looked like dicks, and I joked with my Troop that I wonder if this "ancient sacred artifact sites" were actually just Paleo-Indian teenagers drawing dicks and asses on the cave walls while bored one night.
I think my theory still holds.
When they first posted it just said "RU" so I was confused
Wut?