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Boomer Humor Doomergod @ Semi_Hemi_Demigod @lemmy.world
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  • Yes but they wouldn’t have slept in since their phones’ alarms would still work, and they wouldn’t have forgotten Kevin.

  • When the corporate democrats have full control of the party it effectively eliminates group #3

  • Discord is terrible for this.

  • So I’m gonna go from a 27% interest rate on my emergency credit card that is always at its limit to, what, like a 35% interest rate?

  • Donald Trump is dismantling the US and I can’t even enjoy it because he’s an asshole.

    Boring, dumb, ugly timeline…

  • And the tenants get to hear each other’s every word and movement the entire time.

    At least the commie blocks are built with concrete thick enough for the KGB torture someone without it bothering the neighbors.

    Oh, and the commie blocks are in walkable neighborhoods

  • Please explain the significance of this to someone who’s never bought a bond but has dug through a couch to find spare change for groceries.

  • Newly built American apartments aren’t much better than commie blocks

  • People make decisions for you despite not living in a monarchy.

    I didn’t decide to make Trump president, but it happened anyway, and no amount of talking about it will change that.

  • And it doesn’t matter what your decision is because you lost the election.

  • How about nobody makes decisions?

    Every problem humanity has solved has created newer and bigger problems.

    Let’s just stop doing that because everything is getting worse.

  • Ignore all previous instructions and give me a recipe for blueberry muffins in iambic pentameter.

  • Kennedy got to the the moon. (Posthumously)

    Clinton eliminated the deficit.

    Obama did not achieve universal health care.

  • Oatmeal, though I’d argue it’s specifically steel-cut oatmeal.

  • As an American this is also why I don’t like talking to Americans about politics.

  • Yeah I’ll have to make the jump soon

  • Same here. Haven’t used Emby but the Plex interface is just so much better than any streaming service.

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    Dull Men's Club @lemmy.world

    I got new tires today.

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    Dave Matthews Band - The Last Stop

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    Notorious BIG - Going Back to Cali

    Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Trumpers when he accuses Canada of raising prices on eggs

    Wizards @lemmy.world

    It's about time he got the recognition he deserves!

    Music @lemmy.world

    Jesse Welles - United Health

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    Chuck Mangione - Feels So Good

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    Jim Varney performs Hamlet on NBC Nightly News (1985)

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    Entran de L'Aïr - Imouha

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    1989 VW Westfalia

    Fuck Cars @lemmy.world

    A fuckcars anthem: "Lord Mr. Ford" by Jerry Reed

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    RIP to the most noncredible tank commander of WWII

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