Phil_in_here @ Phil_in_here @lemmy.ca Posts 0Comments 478Joined 2 yr. ago
I would have said "I'm also less than 28 weeks pregnant. Do I need a note too?"
hope he can swim!
Weird, I wish he was homeless too!
People don't live in shared dwelling residences because they thought they'd really enjoy sharing walls...
Exactly this. A detailed log and evidence is important.
Also, talk to your other neighbours and see if they have, or would report it.
As it is, resident B has 2 noise complaints in 8 months from resident A. Without evidence of all the rest of it, this fits all sorts of scenarios. People make malicious complaints all the time and the authorities (rightfully) shouldn't just take your word for it that there's a long history.
Always have receipts
Asking the bank for money would ruin the whole burgling industry which generates around a half a billion dollars annually.
I think you should consult a dermatologist.
That's complete bullshit.
How many manslaughter cases have there been where 2 people get in a fist fight and one of them gets brained on the concrete?
To be clear, the claim that it's legally indefensible may be true, but your life is absolutely in danger in an unarmed fight
Man, when the bugs get to Super Earth... gonna be absolute chaos
About as long as the thought process of implementing it.
Fun fact! The kid in the MAGA hat is in a concentration camp.
(I have zero idea who either of these people are, but I think the odds I'm still correct are in my favour)
"The lord has given unto you these 15 —"
crash
"... 10 commandments!"
You must know the sting of the blade to prepare thyself for the sting of the bee.
Oh fuck, that makes so much more sense!
I was like "What? What do they do with their noise tongue? What are they and what are they doing with them? I need answers!"
I mean, that was my first question when I saw the product.
First it's liquid dish soap, then it's liquid laundry detergent, now liquid baking soda?! What lengths the American trucking industry will go to get customers to pay to haul water across the fucking country!
Do the two seamstresses spend millions to leverage the government?
"If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy!"
Hey, they're both thick and white
If that's the bar, we should be glad it was mayonnaise!
Mollusks have been invading our country, illegally , and so too must be deported at great expense to El Salvador.
Get you a sleepy brain