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Metostopholes
Metostopholes @ Metostopholes @midwest.social
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The more you look

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  • This product is not real.

    Nothing is real.

    • Rule

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  • Uh, is it weird that I just call her Br*dget?

    • The sooner we can create a holodeck, the better

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  • I once asked a Welshman how many sexual partners he'd had, and he fell asleep.

    • Alternatively: finding out the playlist you've been listening to is AI.

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  • Partly covered by "song", but also complaining about fluoride. 🙄

    • Cheers lads an lassies

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  • Correct.

    • "Grief" (Art by Clueless Hero)

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    • Femboy Link rule

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  • I love that it's LttP Link. I miss the pink hair.

    • Oh, now i get it! "Peanuts" is because they are "nuts" inside a pod-like thing, just like peas!

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  • Nutpeas.

    • WoW's Leeroy Jenkins, one of the internet's oldest memes, turns 20 years old—and after looking back on what we wrote in 2005, I feel like we've failed Leeroys everywhere

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  • NO WAI!

    • In 2021, the World Health Organization proved conclusively that Covid cannot be transmitted through pets, thus enabling the release of thousands of dogs that have been kept in quarantine.

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  • Weirdly, that lyric is way older than the Baja Men song.

    https://99percentinvisible.org/episode/whomst-among-us-let-the-dogs-out/

    • 2025-05-13

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  • I assume the "Tragic Story of the Inventor of Fire" is that he got Thagomized.

    • New social media platform with no community guidelines, no mods and no bots. Better than Reddit with file sharing and instant messaging.

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  • Platform: Flibbar (owned and operated by F89 LLC)

    That corporation.

    • 45 Years Ago, A Forgotten Fantasy Epic Proved That Adapting Tolkien Is Almost Impossible

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  • Having the orcs in Mordor singing about not wanting to go to war is insane, but “Where There’s a Whip, There’s a Way.” kinda slaps.

    • "Then FĂŤanor rose, and lifting up his hand before ManwĂŤ he cursed Melkor, naming him Morgoth, the Black Foe of the World; and by that name only was he known to the Eldar ever after."

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  • Admittedly that was one hell of a dog. Huan was an extra good boy, 14/10.

    • 9 hours

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  • Just be depressed and you'll sleep all day.

    • I guess we're kind of friends

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  • Traveled down the road and back again...

    • i truly believe that there's an open war between Humanity vs. Advertisers and their allies.

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  • I agree with Bill Hicks.

    https://youtu.be/9h9wStdPkQY

    • Your favorite public domain superhero?

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  • Not pictured, but it's definitely Micro-Face.

    • Permanently Deleted

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  • Stealin' yo girl.

    • Hey sis, you're looking ruley great today!

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  • There is a single person in the world I call Bro, and it's my actual brother, who is transmasc.

    • Useless red circle @lemy.lol
    Metostopholes @midwest.social

    Poop. Now in multiplayer.
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    Since Peanuts are legumes that are nut-like, it would be more accurate if they were named Nutpeas.
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    Metostopholes @midwest.social

    A long time in the future, in a galaxy eternally at war...
    Dad Jokes @lemmy.world
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    It's useful that my dog floats.
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