GraniteM @ GraniteM @lemmy.world

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In fact there are a few who have even figured that out.

Like Don Eladio!

I've got a relatively small stand of bamboo growing in my backyard and I have no idea how I would control it if I didn't have a machete. It would take over my whole yard in one or two growing seasons if I didn't spend some time every spring hacking away at the new growth.

Red Alert 2

Heroes of Might and Magic 3

Super Mario Brothers 3

For the PS6 re-release they'll include the smell-o-vision of a person from a world that has never heard of soap, deodorant, or toilet paper.

We need a constitutional amendment forbidding members of a president's immediate family from running for president. No spouses, siblings, or children. We can call it the Dynasties Are Un-American Amendment. If we'd had such a thing, we never would have had George W. Bush or Hillary Clinton as candidates, and I think we would all be better off.

The Roman baths in Bath, England, are dedicated to the goddess Sulis Minerva. I imagine it went something like...

Romans: What have you got here?

Brits: Springs that are blessed by our goddess.

R: Which goddess is that?

B: Sulis, the goddess of wisdom.

R: Ah, we know her! Back in Rome she's Minerva. Henceforth these shall be the springs of Sulis Minerva.

B: But these are the springs of Sulis!

R: Yes, and they still will be, but they will be the springs of Sulis Minerva, because otherwise we would have to kill everyone.

B: Sulis Minerva it is!

Big John Constantine energy.

God that's good!

Redheads not warheads

Blondes not bombs

We're talkin' about brunettes not fighter jets

Fans of The The in absolute shambles.

That is a fair point.

Probably not everyone's, but I'd be willing to bet that the total number of exceptions to the rule either greater or fewer than pretty nearly cancel each other out, on average.

I'm reminded of the story of a couple comprised of a cis woman and a trans woman who wanted to get married in a state that was trying to forbid gay marriage. The state was in the position of either accepting that the trans woman was a woman and trying to forbid their marriage, or asserting that she was not in fact a woman but then allowing them to get married.

Bird shot... big bird shot.

"So anyway, that was the beginning of my transition journey and also how I became an absolute master of giving HJs."

He's from the next grade up. He already had that batch of knowledge pulp extruded into his brain.

So, I literally just now learned about the Primus album you just named, but I've been reading the book The Rainbow Goblins that provided the cover art for the album to my kid for a few months now, and let me tell you, it is a weird fuckin' kid's book.

Tell us where the talking llama is and we’ll burn your house to the ground!

Uh, don't you mean 'or'?

Ugh! Tell us where the talking llama is or we’ll burn your house to the ground!

It's crazy how interacting with a lot of people of various different backgrounds has a tendency to push people to the left, whereas having a half-mile long driveway makes it easy to stay conservative.