I wish I could find anything into food every time I snap my fingers.
I wish for a world without the automobile.
I wish for a turkey sandwich on rye bread with lettuce and mustard, and, I don't want any zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any other weird surprises.
I wish we shed our skins like snakes instead of small flakes all the time
I wish my own hands could grant wishes
I wish the Moon had a moon.
I wish I could be rid of my allergies
I wish I had the super strength of Superman, with my entire body being able to safely deal with the increased forces
I wish the thing causing my hiccups would manifest as a physical object so I could beat the everloving shit out of it with a hammer and finally go to sleep.
I wish all declawed cats got their claws returned to normal
I wish for two of the best Belgian beers ever made.
I wish I could have peace and quiet for a few hours
I wish my hippos were less hungry hungry
I wish the magic hadn't gone away in Star vs The forces of evil.
I wish for a bowl of extra spicy chicken curry.
I wish to no longer receive text messages from various numbers about Ohio politics
I wish my new water bottle contained an infinite supply of ice cold drinking water.
I wish my house cleaned itself
I wish for servers at restaurants to always bring my tea or water with lemon already included, without me having to ask for it separately.
I wish cows were the size of cats so we could have them as pets
